The "mechanical miracle" that ruined Mark Twain's life

“All the other wonderful inventions of the human brain sink pretty nearly into commonplaces contrasted with this awful mechanical miracle.”

“与这个可怕的机械奇迹相比，人类大脑的所有其他奇妙发明几乎都变得司空见惯。”

Such was Mark Twain’s verdict on the Paige Compositor, a typesetting device which was among the most complex machines ever built up to that point in history.

这就是马克·吐温对佩吉排字机的评价，佩吉排字机是迄今为止最复杂的机器之一。

It was also a ruinous disaster for everyone involved — despite being a good idea .

尽管这是一个好主意，但对所有相关人员来说这也是一场毁灭性的灾难。

Twain came to see Paige’s machine as an “immense historical birth”: the point of origin for new mechanical lifeforms that would someday mimic the human mind.

吐温开始将佩奇的机器视为“巨大的历史诞生”：新机械生命形式的起源点，有朝一日将模仿人类思维。

In a 1889 letter to his invention-mad brother Orion, Twain called the Paige machine “a cunning devil, knowing more than any man that ever lived” and claimed it would make “telephones, locomotives,” even “Babbage calculators” seem like “mere toys, simplicities!”

在 1889 年写给他痴迷于发明的兄弟猎户座的一封信中，吐温称佩奇机器是“一个狡猾的魔鬼，比有史以来任何人都懂得更多”，并声称它将让“电话、机车”，甚至“巴贝奇计算器”看起来“只是玩具，简单而已！”

The verdict of Twain’s biographers is that the author’s decade-long quest to automate the printing industry basically destroyed his life.

吐温传记作者的结论是，作者长达十年的对印刷业自动化的追求基本上毁了他的生活。

One calls the Paige machine “a remorseless Frankenstein monster.” Twain’s most recent biographer, Ron Chernow, labels his obsession “a full-blown monomania,” and I find it hard to argue otherwise.

有人称佩奇机器为“无情的弗兰肯斯坦怪物”。吐温的最新传记作者罗恩·切尔诺（Ron Chernow）将他的痴迷称为“彻底的偏执狂”，我发现很难反驳。

Reading Chernow’s biography, I was shocked at the degree to which “the Machine” took over the life of Twain’s family during his prime creative years following Huck Finn , and the extent to which its failure was responsible for both his financial ruin and subsequent depression.

读完切尔诺的传记后，我对“机器”在马克·吐温追随《哈克·芬》创作的黄金时期对他家庭生活的影响程度感到震惊，而且它的失败在很大程度上导致了他的经济破产和随后的抑郁症。

It began in 1880, when Twain met a “little bright-eyed, alert, smartly dressed inventor” named James W.

一切始于 1880 年，当时吐温遇到了一位“眼睛明亮、机警、衣着考究的小发明家”，名叫詹姆斯·W·吐温 (James W.

Paige.

佩奇。

Twain had once been a “ printer’s devil ” himself, and although he was initially skeptical Paige’s new machine would automate away much of the costly human labor involved in setting the metal type of books and periodicals, he soon became a convert.

吐温本人也曾是“印刷界的魔鬼”，尽管他最初对佩奇的新机器是否会自动取代金属活字印刷书籍和期刊所涉及的大部分昂贵的人力表示怀疑，但他很快就皈依了。

The machine, Twain concluded , was not just a mechanical wonder but a surefire path to riches: “I never saw such an inspired bugger of a machine.

吐温总结道，这台机器不仅是一个机械奇迹，而且是通往财富的必经之路：“我从未见过如此有灵感的机器。

Anybody can set type with it...

任何人都可以用它设置类型...

I reckon it will take about a hundred thousand machines to supply the world, and I judge the world has got to buy them.” The financial advantages of a machine that “does not get drunk” and “does not join the printer’s union” were simply too vast for anyone to ignore.

我估计大约需要十万台机器才能供应全世界，而且我认为全世界都必须购买它们。”一台“不喝醉”和“不加入印刷工会”的机器所带来的经济优势实在是太大了，任何人都无法忽视。

As you can probably guess, Paige was not quite the towering hero-inventor that Twain believed him to be.

正如你可能猜到的那样，佩奇并不像吐温所认为的那样是一位伟大的英雄发明家。

He was clearly a person of real ability, but his main talent appeared to have been his skill at raising money by promising the impossible — the 19th century version of Steve Job’s reality distortion field.

他显然是一个真正有能力的人，但他的主要才能似乎是通过承诺不可能的事情来筹集资金的技巧——这是史蒂夫·乔布斯现实扭曲场的 19 世纪版本。

(“When he is present I always believe him — I cannot help it,” Twain admitted.

（“当他在场时，我总是相信他——我情不自禁，”吐温承认。

“When he is gone away all the belief evaporates.

“当他离开后，所有的信念都消失了。

He is a most daring and majestic liar.”) 1

他是一个最大胆、最伟大的骗子。”）1

Twain ultimately invested the equivalent of roughly ten million dollars toward the machine: not just the bulk of his earnings from his books, but also of his wife’s inherited fortune, all of which he lost.

吐温最终为这台机器投资了大约一千万美元：不仅是他的大部分书籍收入，还有他妻子继承的财产，但他失去了所有这些。

The issue was complexity.

问题在于复杂性。

According to his long-suffering patent attorney, Paige “became lost in the wilderness of appalling details” as his device grew to over 18,000 distinct parts.

根据他长期受苦受难的专利律师的说法，佩奇“迷失在令人震惊的细节的荒野中”，因为他的设备已发展到超过 18,000 个不同的部件。

Paige’s patent application was known internally at the United States Patent Office as “The Whale.” It took patent examiners a full 30 days just to read the initial application (you can try it yourself here ).

佩奇的专利申请在美国专利局内部被称为“鲸鱼”。专利审查员光是阅读初始申请就花了整整30天的时间（您可以在这里亲自尝试一下）。

When, at last, they requested a functioning machine, none could be found.

最后，当他们要求一台运转正常的机器时，却找不到。

This was the crux of the problem: Paige’s typesetter was, in theory , superior to its simpler and cheaper competitor, the Linotype .

这就是问题的关键：从理论上讲，佩奇的排字机优于其更简单、更便宜的竞争对手 Linotype。

But the Linotype was far easier to mass produce and repair.

但 Linotype 更容易批量生产和维修。

The Linotype’s core advantage was that it did not attempt to mimic the human compositor’s every movement.

Linotype 的核心优势在于它并不试图模仿人类排版师的每一个动作。

Instead, it simplified the problem by casting complete lines of type.

相反，它通过铸造完整的字体行来简化问题。

Paige sought to automate what humans were already doing, whereas the Linotype redesigned what the work was in the first place.

Paige 试图将人类已经在做的事情自动化，而 Linotype 则首先重新设计了工作内容。

For Twain, though (and one suspects for Paige himself), the dream of mechanically mimicking human actions was what fascinated him most.

不过，对于吐温（有人怀疑佩吉本人也是如此）来说，机械模仿人类行为的梦想才是最让他着迷的。

Twain’s writings from the 1880s almost make it sound like he was imagining something like the contemporary concept of AGI.

吐温 1880 年代的著作听起来几乎像是他在想象 AGI 的当代概念。

He came to see the Paige machine as a “creature” in its own right.

他逐渐将佩奇机器视为一种“生物”。

When developed to perfection, it would be as “complex as that machine which it ranks next to”: the human mind.

当发展到完美时，它将“像它旁边的那台机器一样复杂”：人类的思维。

2 And it would bring immense power to those who controlled it.

2它会给控制它的人带来巨大的权力。

Twain’s housemaid later recalled: “he was expecting such wonderful things from it...

吐温的女仆后来回忆道：“他期待着从中得到如此美妙的事情......

he thought he’d make millions and own the world.”

他以为自己会赚到数百万美元并拥有整个世界。”

Instead he went bankrupt, and Paige died a complete unknown.

相反，他破产了，佩吉死得无人知晓。

Today, only one Paige machine survives.

如今，只有一台佩奇机器幸存下来。

A second model “ was donated to Cornell University and was later donated to a scrap metal drive during World War II.”

第二个模型“被捐赠给康奈尔大学，后来在二战期间被捐赠给废金属驱动器”。

Twain’s vision of hundreds of thousands of human-like language machines taking over the world would have to wait a century or two.

吐温关于数十万类人语言机器接管世界的愿景必须等待一两个世纪。

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Res Obscura 是一本由读者支持的出版物。

To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

要接收新帖子并支持我的工作，请考虑成为免费或付费订阅者。

The easy moral of the story is that Twain was gullible and Paige a huxster.

这个故事的简单寓意是，吐温很容易上当受骗，而佩吉则是个骗子。

Both are partly true!

两者都部分正确！

But it’s also true that Paige and Twain were on the right track.

但佩奇和吐温确实走在正确的道路上。

The production of the written word really was about to be transformed by automation.

书面文字的生产确实即将被自动化所改变。

And Twain was remarkably prescient, almost uniquely so, in grasping the world-historical scale of that ongoing transformation.

吐温在把握这一正在进行的变革的世界历史规模方面具有惊人的先见之明，几乎是独一无二的。

I’d argue that there’s a clear line connecting the automation of typesetting and counting in the late 19th century to the rise of electrical computers a generation later, and then the early Internet and AI research a generation after that.

我认为，19 世纪末的排版和计数自动化与一代人之后的电子计算机的兴起，以及一代人之后的早期互联网和人工智能研究之间有一条清晰的界限。

Their mistake lay in assuming that seeing the future was the same thing as knowing how to bring it about.

他们的错误在于假设看到未来就等于知道如何实现它。

I think there are three transferrable lessons we can pull from this story:

我认为我们可以从这个故事中汲取三个可借鉴的教训：

1) “DIY-friendly” design matters a lot .

1）“DIY友好”的设计非常重要。

Inventors and investors encounter their would-be revolutionary machines in a pristine environment, shielded from actual use.

发明家和投资者在原始环境中遇到了他们潜在的革命性机器，不受实际使用的影响。

But once a new technology is out in the world, it breaks in all sorts of ways no one imagined.

但一旦一项新技术问世，它就会以人们想象不到的各种方式带来突破。

People end up putting their trust not in the technologies that work best when conditions are perfect, but in those whose failure modes are predictable and fixable by ordinary people.

人们最终不再相信在条件完美时效果最好的技术，而是相信那些故障模式是普通人可以预测和修复的技术。

2) Society uptake of transformative inventions is almost always slower than their proponents expect .

2) 社会对变革性发明的接受几乎总是比其支持者预期的要慢。

“ The world has got to buy them ,” Twain had written.

“世界必须购买它们，”吐温写道。

Twain felt that he had an insider’s perspective and could intuit how others in publishing would respond to the machine.

吐温觉得他有一个内部人士的视角，并且能够凭直觉知道出版界的其他人会如何反应这台机器。

But he was a printer’s devil no longer: he was a famous, millionaire author.

但他不再是印刷界的魔鬼：他是一位著名的百万富翁作家。

Twain was cushioned, therefore, from the perspective of both the workers who his machine might automate out of a job, and from the practical challenges faced by the capital owners, who were in no hurry to replace their costly existing machines with untested new ones.

因此，无论是从工人的角度来看，吐温都得到了缓冲，因为他的机器可能会让他们失业，也从资本所有者面临的实际挑战来看，资本所有者并不急于用未经测试的新机器取代昂贵的现有机器。

3) Transformative technologies succeed by redesigning a task, and usually not by simply trying to reproduce the existing forms of human labor.

3）变革性技术通过重新设计任务而取得成功，通常不是简单地试图复制现有的人类劳动形式。

Paige built an amazingly complex mechanical imitation of the human compositor which attempted to repeat a human worker’s actual movements.

佩奇建造了一个极其复杂的机械模仿人类合成器，试图重复人类工人的实际动作。

By contrast, Linotype simplified the problem by doing something humans didn’t already do.

相比之下，Linotype 通过做一些人类尚未做过的事情来简化问题。

The Linotype was initially slower, but as it claimed the market with its machine-centric approach of casting whole lines of type at once, it triggered a feedback loop of further improvements which meant it eventually became far superior.

Linotype 最初速度较慢，但​​由于它以其以机器为中心的方法（一次铸造整行字体）占领了市场，它引发了进一步改进的反馈循环，这意味着它最终变得更加优越。

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• Odd shapes hidden in dense Amazon rainforest reveal sprawling ancient civilization .

• 隐藏在茂密的亚马逊雨林中的奇怪形状揭示了广阔的古代文明。

• “Building such monumental works in the rainforest must have required a large workforce, division of labour and an understanding of mathematics and geometry.

• “在雨林中建造如此巨大的工程必须需要大量的劳动力、分工以及对数学和几何的理解。

It is also clear that the construction and maintenance of such centres for around 1,500 years must have had administrative, sociocultural and cosmological motivations” ( from the actual article on the above, in Nature ).

同样明显的是，大约 1,500 年以来这些中心的建造和维护一定有行政、社会文化和宇宙论的动机”（摘自《自然》杂志上关于上述内容的实际文章）。

• Interactive chart of the Indo-European languages by Damon Binder.

• Damon Binder 绘制的印欧语系交互式图表。

Binder also made this Random Lives site: “ About 70 billion people have ever lived .

Binder 还创建了这个 Random Lives 网站：“大约有 700 亿人曾经生活过。

This project randomly samples just 250 of these lives, to give a window into what a ‘typical’ human experience was like.”

该项目仅随机抽取了 250 个这样的生命样本，为了解‘典型’人类经历提供了一个窗口。”

• I’ve been working on an open source tool along similar lines, the Historical Persona Generator (here’s the Github ), which differs in its approach because it is using procedural generation rather than pre-written profiles — will be writing more on this when it is finished, the current version is very much a work in progress but I think it’s becoming interesting:

• 我一直在开发一个类似的开源工具，历史角色生成器（这里是 Github），它的方法有所不同，因为它使用程序生成而不是预先编写的配置文件 - 完成后将对此进行更多编写，当前版本很大程度上是一项正在进行的工作，但我认为它正在变得有趣：

• I’ve also been adding more books and features to the Book Prize Index , including this fun visualization of the arguments and approaches of ~9,500 books over the past six decades.

• 我还向图书奖索引添加了更多书籍和功能，包括过去 6 年来约 9,500 本书的论点和方法的有趣可视化。

It’s tempting to see Twain’s relationship with Paige as something like vibe coding avant la lettre .

人们很容易将吐温与佩吉的关系视为某种前卫的氛围编码。

Twain was, in the 1880s, wealthy and well-connected enough to outsource his invention dreams to Paige as a full time employee, who in turn practiced a mixture of sycophantic industriousness and gaslighting that will be familiar to any user of Claude Code.

1880 年代，吐温非常富有且人脉广泛，他将自己的发明梦想外包给了佩吉作为一名全职员工，而佩吉则奉行阿谀奉承的勤劳和煤气灯般的作风，这对于任何克劳德密码的用户来说都是熟悉的。

Twain never got his hands dirty with the actual work of creating the machine (instead micromanaging it via letters).

吐温从未亲自参与创造机器的实际工作（而是通过信件对其进行微观管理）。

This meant that he never saw the abundant failure modes and maintenance issues and edge cases, but instead got only the dopamine hit of feeling like he was being productive and innovative as he received misleading written progress reports.

这意味着他从未见过大量的故障模式、维护问题和边缘情况，而是在收到误导性的书面进度报告时，只感受到了多巴胺的刺激，感觉自己正在富有成效和创新。

Interestingly, in this period Twain was reading both Charles Babbage (who similarly dreamed of creating a universal calculating mechanical mind) and William James’ Principles of Psychology (1890) which was the first work to analogize the human brain to a networked system of electrical machines, the telephone switchboard.

有趣的是，吐温在这一时期同时阅读了查尔斯·巴贝奇（Charles Babbage）（他同样梦想创造一种通用的计算机械思维）和威廉·詹姆斯（William James）的《心理学原理》（1890），这是第一部将人脑与电机网络系统（电话总机）进行类比的著作。

This podcast is a good guide to this dimension of the story.

这个播客是了解这个故事维度的一个很好的指南。

This looks like an early draft of a LinoType machine.

这看起来像是 LinoType 机器的早期草稿。

At first glance, it seems that setting type one character at a time, mimicking a human typesetter's actions, was a more practical idea than sloshing molten lead around and sorting the little molds afterward.

乍一看，似乎一次设置一个字符，模仿人类排字工的动作，比四处晃动熔化的铅并随后对小模具进行分类是一个更实际的想法。

I see parallels between Paige's machine and Babbage's analytic and difference engines, brilliant ideas that came too early for the technology.

我看到佩奇的机器和巴贝奇的分析和差分引擎之间的相似之处，对于这项技术来说，这些绝妙的想法来得太早了。

When I was about 11 (1954) and delivered the morning paper, I used to hang around the pressroom on Saturdays, watching the LinoType machines at work and the drumlike machine that received photos over the telephone line from distant cities.

当我大约 11 岁（1954 年）交付晨报时，我常常在周六在新闻编辑室闲逛，观看正在工作的 LinoType 机器以及通过电话线从遥远城市接收照片的鼓状机器。

My fascination for the machines remained until I was 14 and discovered girls, who were far more fascinating.

我对机器的迷恋一直持续到我 14 岁那年，我发现了更迷人的女孩。

I knew about the quote, but I never found out how Twain heard of Charles Babbage.

我知道这句话，但我从来不知道吐温是如何听说查尔斯·巴贝奇的。

Not only that; he seemed to think that the "Babbage Calculator" was a real, working device, which we know it never was.

不仅如此；他似乎认为“巴贝奇计算器”是一个真实的、可用的设备，但我们知道它从来都不是。

Not even close.

甚至还没有接近。

I've looked though Twain's writings about his visit to England, but Babbage's name never appears anywhere else.

我翻阅了吐温关于他访问英国的著作，但巴贝奇的名字从未出现在其他地方。