Longreads Best of 2013: Here Is What Happens After You Write a New York Times Story About Lindsay Lohan
## Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie
## 这是当你在电影中扮演 Lindsay Lohan 时会发生什么
Stephen Rodrick | New York Times Magazine | January 2013 | 31 minutes (7,752 words)
斯蒂芬·罗德里克 |纽约时报杂志 | 2013 年 1 月 | 31 分钟（7,752 个字）
Stephen Rodrick (@stephenrodrick) is a contributing writer for The New York Times Magazine, contributing editor for Men’s Journal and author of The Magical Stranger.
斯蒂芬·罗德里克 (@stephenrodrick) 是《纽约时报》杂志的特约撰稿人、《男性杂志》的特约编辑以及《神奇的陌生人》一书的作者。
Much has happened since my story was published in January.
自从我的故事在一月份发表以来，发生了很多事情。
Here are some highlights:
以下是一些亮点：
The Canyons was eventually released on August 2, a ‘day and date’ release which means in theaters and available on video on demand simultaneously.
《峡谷》最终于 8 月 2 日上映，这是“同一日期”上映，这意味着在影院和视频点播同时上映。
It played in 30 markets or so theatrically and made a mere $51,000 at the box office.
它在大约 30 个市场上映，票房收入仅为 51,000 美元。
But it did make its money in “multiples of the negative cost of the picture,” which is moviespeak that everyone made their investment back and then some, but not enough to, say, buy the Malibu mansion where much of it was filmed.
但它确实以“影片负成本的倍数”赚钱，用电影的话说，每个人都收回了投资，然后又收回了一些，但还不足以购买大部分影片拍摄地的马里布豪宅。
After being rejected by Sundance and Berlin, the film screened out of competition in Venice, but Lindsay was a no-show, which was a disappointment to the European paparazzi.
在遭到圣丹斯电影节和柏林电影节的拒绝后，该片在威尼斯的竞赛单元中进行了放映，但林赛没有出现，这让欧洲狗仔队感到失望。
Reaction to the story was varied and vastly entertaining.
人们对这个故事的反应多种多样，而且非常有趣。
James Deen described it as “pretty accurate!
詹姆斯·迪恩 (James Deen) 形容其“非常准确！
But there’s so many things in there that are just like, that’s not true,” which I dispute, but so it goes.
但里面有很多东西就像“那不是真的”，”我对此提出异议，但事实就是如此。
It is kind of the ultimate subject’s response to a magazine story.
这是主体对杂志故事的最终反应。
Lohan’s people announced the story was accurate except for the accounts of her drinking on set and driving.
罗韩的人宣布这个故事是准确的，除了她在片场喝酒和开车的记录之外。
That is understandable considering her probationary status.
考虑到她的试用期状态，这是可以理解的。
At first, Schrader wouldn’t tell me what he thought, but sent forwarded emails from film school professor friends, one who called the story ‘scaborous.’ I think he eventually warmed to it to some extent.
起初，施拉德没有告诉我他的想法，而是转发了电影学院教授朋友的电子邮件，其中一位教授称这个故事“粗俗”。我认为他最终在某种程度上接受了它。
I love that guy.
我爱那个人。
Deen has returned to his cozy zone of porn and is a must-follow on Twitter.
迪恩又回到了他舒适的色情领域，并且成为 Twitter 上的热门话题。
Bret Easton Ellis is writing for television and has started a great new podcast whose first three guests were Kanye West, Marilyn Manson and Judd Apatow.
布雷特·伊斯顿·埃利斯 (Bret Easton Ellis) 正在为电视撰稿，并开始了一个精彩的新播客，其前三位嘉宾是坎耶·维斯特 (Kanye West)、玛丽莲·曼森 (Marilyn Manson) 和贾德·阿帕图 (Judd Apatow)。
Lohan, from what I hear, is doing okay, still working on staying sober.
据我所知，罗韩状况良好，仍在努力保持清醒。
She had to endure a catastrophic performance by her mom and dad on Dr. Phil that was some of the saddest, car-crash television I’ve ever seen.
她不得不忍受她父母在《菲尔博士》中的灾难性表演，这是我见过的最悲伤的车祸电视节目之一。
Her future film career is unclear.
她未来的电影生涯尚不清楚。
Producer Braxton Pope is helping produce video stuff for Kanye West and the Dum Dum Girls and has a half-dozen other projects in various stages of development.
制片人 Braxton Pope 正在帮助 Kanye West 和 Dum Dum Girls 制作视频内容，并且还有六个处于不同开发阶段的其他项目。
And Schrader?
施拉德呢？
He is in pre-production on a Nic Cage film called Dying of the Light.
他正在筹备尼克·凯奇的电影《光之消逝》。
Schrader and Cage, now that’s a story!
施拉德和凯奇，这就是一个故事！