Longreads Best of 2013: Best Life Lessons from Lindsay Lohan in a Feature Story

## Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie

## 这是当你在电影中扮演 Lindsay Lohan 时会发生什么

Stephen Rodrick | The New York Times Magazine | January 2013 | 31 minutes (7,752 words)

斯蒂芬·罗德里克 |纽约时报杂志 | 2013 年 1 月 | 31 分钟（7,752 个字）

Jason Fagone (@jfagone) is the author of Ingenious, a book about modern-day inventors; his stories this year appeared in Wired, Philadelphia, Grantland, Men’s Journal, and NewYorker.com.

Jason Fagone (@jfagone) 是《Ingenious》一书的作者，这是一本关于现代发明家的书；他的故事今年出现在《连线》、《费城》、《Grantland》、《男性杂志》和《NewYorker.com》上。

Steve is a good friend, but I don’t think anyone will accuse me of stacking the deck for picking his widely praised tale of the making of Lindsay Lohan’s “The Canyons.” It’s the story from this year I remember the best—not just because it’s a textured portrait of Lohan, one that made me feel for her and actually like her, but because there are so many indelible moments.

史蒂夫是一位好朋友，但我认为没有人会指责我在制作林赛·罗韩 (Lindsay Lohan) 的《峡谷》时选择了他广受好评的故事。这是我今年记得最清楚的故事——不仅因为它是一幅罗韩的有质感的肖像，让我对她有感觉，真正喜欢她，还因为它有很多不可磨灭的时刻。

Lohan crying in her room: “It began quietly, almost a whimper, but rose to a guttural howl.

罗韩在她的房间里哭泣：“一开始很安静，几乎是呜咽，但后来变成了喉间的嚎叫。

It was the sobbing of a child lost in the woods.” Lohan negotiating with a pack of paparazzi to clear room for a film shot at a mall: “Lohan turned to her good side and hiked her floor-length skirt up to show a little leg.

这是一个迷失在树林里的孩子的抽泣声。”罗韩 (Lohan) 与一群狗仔队谈判，为在商场拍摄的电影腾出空间：“罗韩 (Lohan) 转向她好的一面，将她的及地裙子拉高，露出一条小腿。

‘O.K., five, four, three, two, one.

‘好吧，五，四，三，二，一。

Now you have to go.'” And of course there’s the moment when director Paul Schrader, “the son of dour Calvinists,” takes off his clothes to make a stubborn, emotional Lohan feel more comfortable taking off hers for a film scene:

现在你必须走了。”当然，还有一个时刻，导演保罗·施拉德（Paul Schrader），“严厉的加尔文主义者的儿子”，脱掉衣服，让固执、情绪化的罗韩在电影场景中脱掉衣服感到更舒服：

Naked, he walked toward Lohan.“Lins, I want you to be comfortable.

他赤身裸体，走向罗韩。“林斯，我希望你舒服。

C’mon, let’s do this.”Lohan shrieked.“Paul!”[Producer Braxton] Pope heard the scream and ran up from downstairs.

来吧，我们开始吧。”洛韩尖叫道。“保罗！”[制片人布拉克斯顿]波普听到尖叫声，从楼下跑了上来。

He turned a corner, and there was a naked Schrader.

他转过街角，看到了赤身裸体的施拉德。

Pope let out a “whoa” and slowly backed out of the room.But then a funny thing happened.

Pope“哇”了一声，慢慢退出了房间。但随后有趣的事情发生了。

Lohan dropped her robe.

罗韩脱下长袍。

As detailed and wackadoo as this story is, there’s also something universal about it.

尽管这个故事既详细又古怪，但它也有一些普遍性。

We are all naked Schrader, coaxing and begging our inner Lohans.

我们都是赤裸裸的施拉德，在哄骗和乞求我们内心的罗汉。